disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

(Source: metallics)

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment

(Source: slapdancing)

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

kardashy:

you havent truly seen art until you’ve seen one direction fan art

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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

gaghaz:

zaynalprobe:

when u casually tryin to check out the hot guy without anyone noticing

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