towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

perspectave:

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

I WANT A POTATOE

dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for food

zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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relahvant:

when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge

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who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

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