sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

lamelohan:

when my friends tell me happy birthday but didnt give me giftsimage

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

(Source: eternalgirlscout)

wartortles:

When your crush posts a new selfie

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staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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bluefreakincake:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

hayleybiersack:

hell-is-our-home:

capesbowtiesandangelwings:

chibicoaster:

occultalux:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

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how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

oh

oh

oh

and why their clothes turn white when you get the power up

oh

oh

oh

(Source: chepibola)